I cannot believe that Thanksgiving is already upon us!
I hope that all of you remember to truly be thankful this year. I know that times with family can get a little overwhelming. Trust me, I KNOW. There's always Crazy Aunt Linda who knows everything better than everyone at every table. I usually take a sip every time she opens her loud mouth. Grandma might forget that you're even coming over. Take another sip. And Dad, well, Dad's been snoring in the recliner all day. Maybe he's had too many sips!
Remember that these crazy coots are your family, and crazy family is better than no family. It's only one day. Remember to mind your manners, respect your elders, and try to watch your alcohol intake. Notice I said try. I'm not making any promises either.
Try and remember how blessed we are to be able to celebrate this Holiday. We can eat as much as we can possibly eat, drink as much as we want, watch football, and even get up at the ass-crack of dawn to go buy more shit we don't need.
And have fun! Grandpa might be a little off his rocker, but I'll bet he's got some fun stories to tell. After dinner is over, grab some girlfriends and go have a glass (or four) of wine together. Enjoy your friends and family.
See y'all next week!

